One moral of this sad story is that you shouldn't be dating convicted felons as they just aren't good dating material. Sean gives excellent advice on how to make sure the man (or woman) you are dating is not a felon.
Ladies. Can I talk to you for a moment? Here’s the deal. It’s expensive to get a full background check on your beau, so here’s how you can shortcut the process. Ask to see his concealed weapon license. The license will tell you two things. First, he’s not a felon, druggie, wife beater, or adjudicated mentally incompetent. Second, it will show that he’s capable of defending you. You might want to pick up a Concealed Carry License for yourself. I mean, how does he know YOU’RE not a felon?Concealed carry permits - not just to carry concealed but to improve your love life. What more could you ask?
Ha, can you imagine the "Joan clones" using a CCL as a measure of GOOD character?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link.
ReplyDelete@ww_kayak: Have fun with this. Whenever you hear a girl pissing and moaning about how she keeps getting bad men, suggest that she check to see that he has a concealed weapons license. Hilarity should ensue.
Funny...but I think I will share this with my daughter and others...not that she is of age...but someday.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh.
ReplyDeleteI had a blind date with a Fof of my Sister in law. The blind date admitted to googling me, but I don't have much of an internet presence. I can only imagine what the flaming leftists would have thought had I produced a CC permit as proof of my upstanding trustworthiness.
Sean's words should be printed on the outside of the folder the CCW comes in.