"Send lawyers, guns and money. The shit has hit the fan." - Warren Zevon
What? Whatcha gonna do? That's what I thought, nothing.
Holder is cuffed and led away after convicted of high treason against the United States.
You say treason... I say reason... Lets just fughet 'bout it...
It depends on what your definition of "is" is.
Look at these hands, I should have been a doctor instead of a lawyer
Come on guys?!?!? Do you see any blood on these hands????
'Dude, I'm only going to say this one more time, Barry told me to!'
Ohmmmmm...... Ohmmmmmmm......Kum by yah... Kum by yah.....Crap! None of this meditation stuff is helping! Anyone know kabala?
Look ... I'm just doing a job that Americans will not do. Ask McCain, he gave me the $50 to run guns through Yuma.
Me? Go to prison? Well, s$!t in one hand and wish in another and see which fills up first.
Come at me, bro.
"That crate of rifles was only this big. I don't see the big deal."
"Then I said, 'Nice work. Gimme a hug, Lanny.'"
Look I got balls this big. You keep calling me in, and I'll keep lying to your faces.
"But it was for the children...won't somebody think of the children?"
"Can someone get me a roast beef sandwich!? Seriously, I though Congress had a green room, else I would have stopped at Arby's! Oh yeah, can we hurry this along, I have a 3:30 T-time with El Presidente!"
"What part of 'if guns are outlawed, outlaws can't get guns' don't you understand?"
"If you're gonna make an omelet you've gotta break some eggs."[W3]
Your making too big a deal out of one dead Border Patrol Agent.
What? You believed Clinton when he said he didn't have sex with whatshername.
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